Wii Sports vs real sports: Baseball
The other frustrating thing about this game is how easy it is to hurt yourself.
Synthetic marijuana
These drugs have a bad track record of sending users to the hospital due to accidental poisoning or chemical overdoses.
The last laugh
If you have ever read some of Trump’s tweets and you were reminded of some of the most glorious supervillains the comic book world has to offer, don’t worry—you’re not alone.
Health benefits of making out
I probably don’t have to tell you to go out and get necking, but it’s good for your health, so I’m going to do it anyway.
Beastly beauties
Being a woman is fun, and one of the best things about ladies’ formal wear is that it tends to exaggerate femininity.
Women wearing short skirts in this weather are better, stronger than I am
They are not beholden to the whims of the weather. They are made of stronger stuff than most.
The great salt wars
We were our own worst enemies, at the beginning of it all, though the war that would befall us was one that no one could have possibly foretold.
Local student confidently gives wrong answer in class, disintegrates from shame
“I would say the disintegration was an act of mercy.”
Fiery Eye of Sauron appears above Surrey Central building
Sauron’s appearance has led to discontent among many renters and landowners around the Surrey Central area.