Cats suck and we all know it
Imagine pretending that your feline friend is actually cool?By Tariq Ghanzi, Contributor I believe cats are just inferior little animals…
Just stick to normal pets
You probably can’t handle a monkey anywayBy Tariq Ghanzi, Contributor Imagine if Michael Jackson’s pet monkey had punched him out…
Fad pets aren’t good
You should consider adoption insteadBy Joseph Astana, Contributor In the worst-case scenario, people will steal dogs just to sell them…
Dog ownership is apex masculine animal atrocity
Misusing canine cultureBy Charli Pitchblende, Contributor I believe the pet industry may just be the cruelest manifestation of the hypermasculine…
I prefer old pets
Oldie but goodieBy Craig Allan, Business Manager I don’t want a puppy or a dog that is only a couple…
How to train—er, raise your dragon!
A quick guide to looking after Miss Smaug McBeardieBy Morgan Hannah, Life & Style Editor Her previous owners were good…
Looking at the rise of pet fashion online and offline
The well-dressed petBy Alexis Zygan, Staff Writer Pet fashion dates back to 1440 BCE. An archeologist found a canine wearing…
Bringing a kitty home to my pet-terrified mother extinguished her fears
My outrageous adoption story and how it harboured a pet parent out of my ownBy CJ Sommerfeld, Staff Writer All…
Coping with the loss of a family pet
Losing a pet is like losing a family member—it never gets easierBy Brandon Yip, Senior Columnist “I will always remember…
Getting my first COVID-19 vaccine
Participating in history By Nhi ‘Jenny’ Vo, Production Assistant Usually, there is a gap between registration and booking. However, being…