HOROSCOPES

This month, our in-house psychic has used the “random” option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!

This month will bring you luck! Good luck? Bad luck? Neutral luck? Who knows!

What better way to guide than through the mystical art of astrology and subtle mental manipulations?

We’re going to tell you how you’re feeling, to try to make you understand By Rebecca Peterson, Humour Editor Here at the Other Press, we know the rules and we…

Here’s what we have to say about your impending doom.

Humour Editor Rebecca Peterson is still accepting cash donations, but will also accept free food and coffee as payment.

You might feel very ambitious this week. Good for you! I wish I could remember what ambition feels like.

Let’s see what the cosmos have in store for you this week!

Here at the Other Press, we care about your future.