Local student confidently gives wrong answer in class, disintegrates from shame
âI would say the disintegration was an act of mercy.â
Tag: HUMOUR
Fiery Eye of Sauron appears above Surrey Central building
Sauronâs appearance has led to discontent among many renters and landowners around the Surrey Central area.
Alcohol sales spike in anticipation of Trumpâs inauguration
I pretty much threw in the towel sobriety-wise when Pissgate happened.
Sex, Drugs, and Rock nâ Roll have broken up
âI donât want to limit myself, but Iâd like to settle down a little bit. I guess I just miss that olâ fashion Rock nâ Roll.â
World experiences mass hangover from 2016
âOh fuck, did we leave the EU?â tweeted the UK in the early hours of 2017.
Vocabulary for our dystopian present
Never fear! The Other Press is here to provide you a brand-new vocabulary guide for the horrifying present!
Obligatory humour article about New Yearâs resolutions
And whatâs funnier, fresher, and more relatable than an article about New Yearâs resolutions? Absolutely nothing!
Standing Rock protests voted âworst music festival everâ by white allies
âAnd the native people started getting kind of testy when we asked them for their food, and their blankets, and more tents, and heaters, and sweaters, and water, and like, arenât they supposed to be all about sharing, or whatever? Itâs not all about them.â
Sob spots: Douglas College crying guide
Youâll probably never see the people on the elevator again anyway, and they definitely wonât want to make eye contact with you as you do one of those ugly hyperventilation cries (believe me), so let it all out, dude.