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Douglas College experiences Yellow Friday

Not long after scientists came out with the hotly debated “Blue Monday”—that is, the statistically saddest day of the year—super real scientists decided to put their attentions and resources to solve another one of the universe’s big mysteries: what is the happiest day of the year?

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El Harpo speaks

It was January 14. My day was a mess of memos, phone calls, text messages, saying one thing but meaning another, emails stored in draft form, running off for a quick piss, completing email drafts, sending emails, and triple-deleting them.

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Ask an occultologist

Ever since winter officially began, I have been cursed and followed by a traditional First Nations’ spirit known as the Wendigo. From the time I leave school to the time I enter my house, there is a solid hour of the spirit wailing and threatening to devour my entire body.