Not long after scientists came out with the hotly debated âBlue Mondayââthat is, the statistically saddest day of the yearâsuper real scientists decided to put their attentions and resources to solve another one of the universeâs big mysteries: what is the happiest day of the year?
It was January 14. My day was a mess of memos, phone calls, text messages, saying one thing but meaning another, emails stored in draft form, running off for a quick piss, completing email drafts, sending emails, and triple-deleting them.
This yearâs Academy Award nominations were announced on January 14, and so far, it appears that these Oscars will be among some of the greatest to date.
Zelda had decided to wake up at 6 a.m. every morning from January 1 and onwards. She had set out a steadfast plan to wake up, make coffee, and write or go for a run every day.
Rock ân roll fans, octogenarians, and conspiracy theorists around the world rejoiced when Elvis Presley resurfaced for the first time since 1977.
Bill Gates, a young Harvard student with a knack for all things technological, has been working at MITS in Albuquerque with Paul Allen to create the worldâs first âpersonal computer.â
Iron Maiden played a small venue shortly after forming this past Christmas, and many who were there do not believe that this small time metal band will ever make a name for themselves.
In tragic breaking news today, Stewart Martin, a student at Douglas College, was late to meet his friend Will Mackentosh, and had no instant and convenient way to communicate with him.
The problem with predicting the future is thatâobviouslyâit hasnât happened yet.
Ever since winter officially began, I have been cursed and followed by a traditional First Nationsâ spirit known as the Wendigo. From the time I leave school to the time I enter my house, there is a solid hour of the spirit wailing and threatening to devour my entire body.
