Doomsday predictor increasingly excited as sun sets sooner and sooner
‘One day it won’t return,’ he warns By Chandler Walter, Contributor The astrological phenomenon that is the changing of…
Category: HUMOUR
‘Horses? Nay,’ say experts
This just in: Horses are no longer funny By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor For thousands of years, horses have…
Aliens fine to sit human race out
‘You guys won’t be around for much longer anyway,’ say aliens By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor A decade ago the…
Top five Vancouverite activities
Be part of the herd, follow the list By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Recently moved to Vancouver and are already…
Vancouver man devastatingly unsure of what season it is
The leaves haven’t changed but the pumpkin spices are out By Chandler Walter, Contributor The seasons may be changing,…
Gluten-free ice cream sandwich shop overly optimistic about winter season
‘The success we had in the summer will go on forever,’ says owner By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor The…
Giant clam eats man
‘The seas and beaches are safe for no man,’ says old, peg-legged sailor By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor This…
Megatron nostalgic for glory days of transforming into a gun
In today’s complex world, Decepticon leader longs to be a pistol again By Greg Waldock, Web Editor Megatron leaned…
Local man excited to dedicate life to dream he did not conceive
‘Paycheques are better than thinking!’ says man By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Local businessman Joe Ericson is as normal as…
Study finds arguments more logical the louder you yell them
This and similar tactics make for a stronger argument overall, according to researchers By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor Confirming the…