Too embarrassed to admit their mistake in economic planning, Alberta pulls out of climate-change plan
‘Choosing to build Alberta on a finite resource is everyone’s problem now!’ says premier By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor …
Category: HUMOUR
Newfound documents reveal mysterious YouTube ‘Prison Challenge’
August 31, 5042 By the Guild of Human Studies, multiple authors This document is intended for research purposes only.…
Real life ‘Ratatouille’: A Coquitlam restaurant shut down after rat infestation
Does this health violation mean a squeakquel is on the way? By Jacey Gibb, Distribution Manager Someone better phone…
2018 Summer Films Instant Reviews
Speedy reads for fast films By Jerrison Oracion, Senior Columnist This summer, there were a lot of highly-anticipated films.…
Doctors shocked by increasing number of unique amnesia cases in young people
‘So many have forgotten what words such as ‘literally’ and ‘Hitler’ mean,’ say experts By Klara Woldenga, Humour Editor Dr.…
Let’s turn Simon Fraser University into an active volcano: An impassioned defence
I understand that this noble goal won’t be completed quickly. It could take years of bribery, falsifying evidence, and child endangerment.
Christy Clark joins Shaw Communications board of directors
This choice reflects Shaw’s recent announcement to “run their company into the ground before anyone else does.
Vancouverite outcry: Why weren’t cars set free on Car Free Day?
I don’t know what these people are talking about, our website clearly states what this event is about.
Dear Canada
All the signs point to it—flip-floppy behaviour, befriending literally everyone he comes into contact with despite passionately talking shit about them only moments before, the restlessness—Justin Trudeau is a Gemini.
Entrepreneur invents ingenious way to double his customer base
Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.