SkyTrain breaks free from rail
Rogue SkyTrains have and always will exist. Unfortunately, we only spot them when it’s too late.
Category: HUMOUR
Tired of your average online dating app?
People love it when you hit on them on a non-dating app—it has all of the fun shock value of getting cat-called at work or in an empty parking lot at night!
Leaked reports reveal entire Vancouver City Council was replaced by aliens in 2011
I mean, who on Earth would think that 1,600 a month is an affordable bachelor apartment housing option?
Surrey man with truck nuts wins ‘Most Masculine’ award
His truck, a large black Ford with high-beam roof lights, a Confederate flag sticker, removed muffler, and a massive pair of truck nuts, was chosen by judges for its extreme display of manliness and testosterone.
Academy shows no emotion for Emoji Movie
Those ancient cretins at the Academy should be ashamed.
An open letter to the IOC
Have you considered the athleticism required to go up an icy hill with nothing but your shoes, perhaps with added weight in a backpack?
This just in: Ghost Pop-Tarts are now a thing
We hope our customers will forgive us, but we must say this: We fuckin’ told you so.
Team Canada takes home record number of participation awards at 2018 Winter Olympics
Paul Palemen, director of the committee’s outreach initiatives, explained how they hoped the badges would help dull the embarrassing pain of losing on the international stage.
Minnesota leaves United States, joins Canada
The population increase is more substantial, boosting Canada’s overall count by five million people and an innumerable number of mosquitos.