Vancouver Hospital introduces Throwback Thursdays
Despite the low morale caused by the lack of memes, the VH has decided to turn the tables and directly appeal to the youth demographic.
Category: HUMOUR
Canadians revealed to be unaware of the meaning of âsorryâ
âI can write a note saying sorry after eating my co-workerâs lunch knowing damn well that I donât feel bad and they canât do anything because I used the âSâ-word.â -Tania Cripshank
Grocery clerk sticks banana sticker onto co-workerâs arm
âJust like that, I had become a banana.â â John Arbuck, local banana
Canada too polite to call Tim Hortons out on its BS
âWe canât let a little human rights violation and corporate greed from a Canadian company throw us off our niceness game.â – Carley Alben
Sun Yat-sen Garden renamed to Rogers Garden
In email interviews with the Other Press, activists from Chinatown and across Vancouver called the changes âdeeply insulting and grounds for a potential lawsuit,â before their internet connections were mysteriously cut.
Letter to the Editor: Some overdue advice
In all my 37 years of reading your fine publication, the taste of your paper has never gotten any better.
Depression meals: Dessert for one
Cry for a bit and delete your dating site accounts. Youâll be back in a few days. You always are.
Protest grows heated due to lack of cyber sharks
âI donât know why theyâre asking for this; it makes no sense, and itâs simply impossible.â UBC tech scientist, Dr. Alex Garden
Polite conversation somehow discovered in YouTube comments
âThe discussion ran for over twelve whole comments, and at no point did either of them use the word ‘fuck’ or insult the other’s intelligence,” — Dr. Jim Watcher, sociologist
Man smokes catnip because BC bud âjust isnât pure anymoreâ
Catnip smokers, who typically refer to the substance as âmint,â list affordability and accessibility as its main and only benefits.