Vancouver Hospital introduces Throwback Thursdays
Despite the low morale caused by the lack of memes, the VH has decided to turn the tables and directly appeal to the youth demographic.
Category: HUMOUR
Canadians revealed to be unaware of the meaning of ‘sorry’
“I can write a note saying sorry after eating my co-worker’s lunch knowing damn well that I don’t feel bad and they can’t do anything because I used the ‘S’-word.” -Tania Cripshank
Grocery clerk sticks banana sticker onto co-worker’s arm
“Just like that, I had become a banana.” – John Arbuck, local banana
Canada too polite to call Tim Hortons out on its BS
“We can’t let a little human rights violation and corporate greed from a Canadian company throw us off our niceness game.” – Carley Alben
Sun Yat-sen Garden renamed to Rogers Garden
In email interviews with the Other Press, activists from Chinatown and across Vancouver called the changes “deeply insulting and grounds for a potential lawsuit,” before their internet connections were mysteriously cut.
Letter to the Editor: Some overdue advice
In all my 37 years of reading your fine publication, the taste of your paper has never gotten any better.
Depression meals: Dessert for one
Cry for a bit and delete your dating site accounts. You’ll be back in a few days. You always are.
Protest grows heated due to lack of cyber sharks
“I don’t know why they’re asking for this; it makes no sense, and it’s simply impossible.” UBC tech scientist, Dr. Alex Garden
Polite conversation somehow discovered in YouTube comments
“The discussion ran for over twelve whole comments, and at no point did either of them use the word ‘fuck’ or insult the other’s intelligence,” — Dr. Jim Watcher, sociologist
Man smokes catnip because BC bud ‘just isn’t pure anymore’
Catnip smokers, who typically refer to the substance as “mint,” list affordability and accessibility as its main and only benefits.