Inspirational story: My commute is still terrible
TransLink is entering a brave new world, and we’re just coming along for the overcrowded ride.
Category: HUMOUR
Report: Social epidemic solved after related hashtag trends for seven weeks
“For the hashtag to achieve full potency, ensure that you don’t discuss in-person any aspect of the problematic culture our society is currently living,” advises the report.
Letter to the Editor: Cannibalism is fine
People are looking at their phones all the time, so no one will notice if you take a nibble out of their arm when you’re hungry.
Nations band together to create Amazon stump sanctuary
“I believe a stump sanctuary is the best thing that can happen to that rainforest. The Amazon is just filled with weird animals and environments I do not understand or care to learn about. It’s all super gross.”
Depression meals: Send noods
Either season your ramen with salt, or your tears caused by how you can never get the boiled egg right.
‘The suburban ’90s moms were right,’ say Wizards of the Coast
It has now been revealed that the games do in fact contain hidden messages, depictions of blood rituals, the number of the beast, and other satanic references in an attempt to appease Lucifer himself.
Tips on curbing procrastination
Okay, word for an issue you struggle with, I can do this… No, I can’t. That’s okay, I’ll move on for now and come back to it.
Writer wins Pulitzer Prize for novel they’ve never written
“I really think that once it gets out there, it’s gonna be my best work,” – John Everyman
Confusion erupts as young woman moves without writing ‘Why I’m leaving Vancouver’ open letter
Vancouver City Bylaw 7089 states “Any citizen relocating outside of the Lower Mainland must pen a-personal-yet-relatable thought piece on why he or she is leaving, and drag it out for at least 1,000 words.”
Florida woman discovers cold weather
“It’s like that stuff we put in our drinks, ice, but shredded? The world is covered in Italian Ice now?” – Bridget Ivery