BC government decided by rock, paper, scissors
While the outcome is statistically random, itâs suspected that Weaver will somehow win either way.
Category: HUMOUR
Lower Mainland develops PDA rating system
I think it misses out on the real victims of excessive PDA: friends and family.
Your horoscopes
This month, our in-house psychic has used the ârandomâ option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!
Lazy student awarded medal of honour for perfect lateness excuse
âIt makes every other excuse look like complete garbage.â âDennis Employerman
Your Horoscopes
This month will bring you luck! Good luck? Bad luck? Neutral luck? Who knows!
Humour editor struggles to make an original joke about President Trumpâs antics
âHow can I possibly put together fresh material when Iâm just telling the same jokes over and over? Itâs hopeless!â
Your horoscopes
What better way to guide than through the mystical art of astrology and subtle mental manipulations?
Weather improves just in time for finals
âQuite honestly it could be hailing fireballs that explode on impact like something out of a shitty Michael Bay movie and I wouldnât even notice.â
The great âOther Pressâ coup
From the burned-out ashes of truth, civility, and an informed democratic student body emerged the Other Press.