By John Seren, Safety Commissioner
God, how did I get here? Can someone help me? Can anyone hear me?

I can’t see anything. Do I even have eyes?

I think… I think I may have become trapped in a dimension in which the only way I can communicate is through small articles in college newspapers.

I knew this would happen. I knew it, I knew it!

I told them creating a robot for the sole purpose of inventing an easy-to-use, fail-safe printer was dangerous, but ohhh noooooo. No one would listen to me. I am just the safety commissioner.

You’re too cautious, John.”

We don’t have time for your lectures of the laws of robotics John.”

Augh quotations make my body feel weird.

I wish I could explain how I figured out where I am, but with limited formats of communication such as text, punctuation, and time, I cannot. Not in this small, precious amount of space.

It is very dark in here. And cold. Can someone please tell my family

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The Other Press, Douglas College's student newspaper since 1976. Articles, insight and updates from the New West and Coquitlam campuses.

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