Keep the youth indifferent!
Given our close proximity to the upcoming federal election, I thought now would be an opportune time to get a message across to my fellow colleagues (because I care).
Category: HUMOUR
Questions to ask Siri with your new Apple TV
Apple has come out with yet another addition to their lineup of super smart robots (one day they will take over us all, you’ll see).
Formerly driven new student now far, far behind the curve
Former wide-eyed idealist Caleb Jones was reported last Thursday as finally being totally broken by the system.
Without a clue
Today, world-renowned English detective Sherlock Holmes published a controversial tell-all memoir entitled Educated Guess.
Pornographic website consents to a little foreplay
Grand poobah of Internet depravity YouPorn is now the proud sugar daddy of their very own professional eSports team.
Welcome to Douglas College
A welcoming community where the sun beats down on an unforgiving hill, the moon gets occasionally shrouded, and mysterious beams are cast down from the sky as we all attempt to study.
Join the frat!
Douglas student Bill “The Man” Huntington was fed up with the lack of fraternities at the college.
New changes to come to Douglas this fall
Keeping up with student trends, desires, and behaviour is essential for the attractiveness of any post-secondary institution, and Douglas College is no exception.
‘Shock Therapy’
Hidetaka Miyazaki, president of FromSoftware, has returned to direct the long-awaited third instalment in the cult hit franchise Dark Souls.
Echoing America’s obstinacy
Following the United Nations’ failed attempt at convincing America to switch their measurement system from imperial to metric (the US being one of only three countries clinging to the imperial system, the other two being Liberia and Myanmar), Canada has decided to forgo the metric system as well, replacing it with a system of their own design.